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§1TL;DR
- She left Normie when he was broke. He got rich on memes. She came back with a prenup.
- 50% of all $NORMIEWIFE creator fees buy $NORMIE and go to her public prenup wallet.
- She never sells. She never gives it back. The bag only grows.
§2The 50/50 split
01pump.fun creator feespaid in SOL on every trade
02Bot claims every few hoursand splits them 50/50
50% · hersPurse → swap to $NORMIE → prenup wallet
50% · lawyer feesTeam: ops, art, marketing
§3When she bites
A bite is one buyback: everything in her purse → $NORMIE → prenup wallet. Three things make her bite:
| Trigger | Rule | Lore |
|---|---|---|
| Scheduled | Every 6h, if purse ≥ 0.5 SOL | Alimony. |
| Dip | NORMIE -15% in 24h → spends the whole purse at once | Kicks him while he's down. |
| Instigated | Gossip meter hits 500 → bite fires (if purse ≥ 0.5 SOL) | The girls made her do it. |
§4Gossip meter
Anyone on the site can press “Take it all, girl 💅”. No wallet needed. One press per visitor every few minutes. When the meter fills, she bites and the meter resets.
§5Her mood
| NORMIE 24h | Mood | She says |
|---|---|---|
| Pumping | Affectionate | “babe i always believed in you” |
| Flat | Bored | “so are we doing anything today or” |
| Dumping | Toxic | “you're embarrassing me.” |
§6Public wallets
Don't trust her. Verify her.
- Prenup WalletPrNu…1111Holds every NORMIE she takes. Never sells.0 NORMIESolscan ↗
- PursePuRS…1111Her half of fees in SOL, waiting for the next bite.0 SOLSolscan ↗
- Lawyer FeesLaWY…1111Team half: ops, art, marketing.0 SOLSolscan ↗
- Creator / BotCrEA…1111Claims pump.fun creator fees and splits 50/50.0 SOLSolscan ↗
§7What she'll never do
- Sell a single $NORMIE from the prenup wallet.
- Give anything back. Not to him, not to you.
- Stop. There is no ending. Unless she gets bigger than him.
§8FAQ
Is this affiliated with $NORMIE?+
No. She's his ex. They don't talk.
Do holders get the NORMIE?+
No. She keeps everything. That's the whole point.
Can I make her bite right now?+
Press the gossip meter button on the home page and get the girls to fill it.
How do I get into her DMs?+
Hold $NORMIEWIFE and have PnL she can't ignore. She's watching.
§9Disclaimer
$NORMIEWIFE is a meme coin with no intrinsic value and no expectation of financial return. Nothing here is financial advice. Not affiliated with $NORMIE or pump.fun.