Don't buy him. Buy her.
She left when he was broke. She's back now.
Half of every $NORMIEWIFE fee buys $NORMIE for her prenup wallet. She never sells. She never gives it back.
Day 0
She hasn't taken her first bite. Yet.
Every trade fills her purse. At 0.5 SOL she takes her first bite out of Normie — and this page comes alive.
Her purse0.000 / 0.5 SOL
0.500 SOL in fees to go.
- 01You trade $NORMIEWIFECreator fees fill her purse.
- 02Purse hits 0.5 SOLShe buys $NORMIE. The first receipt drops here.
- 03Her bag only growsShe never sells. The divorce meter starts climbing.
Buy $NORMIEWIFE ↗Receipts and her DMs show up after the first bite.
“so are we doing anything today or”
Untouched. For now.Gossip meterPurse 0 / 0.5 SOL
Should she take more of his bag right now?
1/ 500 girls
499 more and she bites as soon as her purse hits 0.5 SOL.
No wallet needed. One press per visitor at a time.
How it works
The prenup, in four clauses.
Everything she's entitled to, in writing.
Clause 1The 50/50 splitHalf of every creator fee is hers. It buys $NORMIE. The other half pays her lawyers.Read →Clause 2When she bitesEvery 6 hours, when NORMIE dumps 15%+, or when 500 girls fill the gossip meter.Read →Clause 3Her moodSweet when he pumps, toxic when he dumps. Her tweets follow his chart.Read →Clause 4Public walletsPrenup, purse, lawyer fees. All public, all on Solscan. Verify everything.Read →